Sunday, September 23, 2007
i just realise
beatrice is a famous blogger. or did she become famous after the hey gorgeous thingy? whatever.
they blog abt the same old stuffs that you n i blog abt. so how come they've got millions of visitors to their blogs?
for
stickgirl's case, i can understand. she draws illustrations to blog. at least she's got some kind of talent. worth visiting her blog sometimes.
as for the other girls... well... erm... it's all abt all the thing she does everyday, shopping, clubbing, cam-whoring and cam-whoring and cam-whoring. AND cam-whoring.
ok. so this is what i've discovered. i've come up with a set of criteria to become a
blog star:
1. you MUST be a female
2. wear THICK eyeliner and mascara
3. pile on THICK make up to cover up blemishes
4. make CLUBBING your pastime
5. buy a digital CAMERA
6. get acquainted to PHOTOSHOP
7. hair has to be LONG
8. go for PLASITC (opinional)
9. most imptly, your blog entries have to incl some photos of CAM-WHORING sessions.
ok... so are you ready to become a
blog star?
3:19 AM